In an effort to be more transparent , Uber in public revealed what a customer would have to do to get cast out from the armed service , postinga list of bannable criminal offence on its website .
“ If we are made aware of these sort of debatable behaviour , we will contact you so we can inquire them , ” Uber explained . During the investigation , the ship’s company could put a hold on your account statement , “ depending on the nature of the business concern . ”
Here are thefive waysfor a customer to get banned from Uber , ranked from least aphrodisiacal to most aphrodisiac :
surely , smashing a car windowpane has a sure raw , terrifying sexiness to it , but “ intentionally spilling food for thought or drink , smoking , or honk due to overweening intoxicant consumption ” does n’t quite get me where I demand to be .
Uber proscribe “ texting , calling , or visiting someone in person after a drive has been completed . ” Stalking is n’t sexy — yet I could n’t help but experience a tingle of * something * while watching great psychosexual thriller like Single White Female and Basic Instinct .
There ’s an inherent sexiness to break the law — why does doing something wrong palpate so right ? Who does n’t lust after a unfit boy or young lady every once in a while ? Uber admonish specifically against having subject containers of inebriant , “ traveling in large group that surmount the number of seat smash in the car , ” using the railway car for human and/or drug trafficking , and “ asking driver to let on local traffic law such as speed limit . ” Driving 100 MPH is aphrodisiac , albeit dangerous . Human trafficking is not aphrodisiacal . Drug trafficking could be sexy , depend on the circumstances . Being smushed in the back of an Uber with six friends is either improbably erotic or an absolute nightmare .
“ As a admonisher , Uber has a no sex rule , ” the company declares . There ’s nothing sexy than sex , specially when it ’s not allowed . In fact , “ you should n’t touch or butterfly with other mass in the elevator car . ” ( Also do n’t hit people , Uber add . )
“ If the consequence put up are serious or a repeat offense , or you refuse to cooperate , you may lose admittance to Uber , ” the company concludes .
[ Uber Community GuidelinesviaBuzzfeed ]
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