Finally, A Hole Punch for Beer

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say there ’s nothing worse than not drink a bottle of brewskie through a brainsick stalk .

But this collective passion we have , a religion , if you will , commit to toast moth-eaten feeding bottle of beer through flowery and often rare shuck , oft - requires the elusive feeding bottle opener .

Today , a unexampled first light is upon us . No longer shall we apologetically hide out bottle openers on our key chains , the sharp - edged appliance complimentary to fray the artisan crazy husk cases in our pocket .

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Through some sort of divine clemency , this BottleBop Bottle Cap Punch was forge upon this globe , where it will empower all of humans and womankind to bore right through a bottle capital rather than attempt its remotion , create a husk trap — nay , a straw cave — through which one can mine the finest alcoholic nectars with the craziest of straw available in their region .

You may be ask , “ But what of the tiny disc of metallic element that will likely return into my drink ? ” And to that we can only say , blasphemy . $ 21 [ epauletviabadbananaviaOhGizmo ! ]

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