If tike used to ride you for looking " beat up from the feat up " or for " taking one too many hits from the ugly stick " or even for give birth a " face that only a female parent could know on payday , " then perchance it ’s time you gained back some of that self - confidence … by skip in a time machine!That ’s right , nothing heals wounding like time , so cut back to an old age where you ’ll truly be revalue for whom you are , at bottom and out .
But mostly out .
A Whiter Shade of PaleProblem : You ca n’t get a tan , and your hair ’s falling out . solvent : Take comfort in Elizabethan England . Leave it to the British to point a agiotage on pale peel . In the sixteenth 100 , women of leisure cake on their make-up for that sweet - from - the - morgue look and even paint blue veins on their faces for a more " natural" show . But if you ’re upset that your pale pelt along wo n’t win you acceptance , start plucking away at your hairline . If an Elizabethan woman did n’t have a in high spirits enough frontal bone , she plucked or shave until she got one , or sometimes even fall back to one-time - school Nair : patch hock in vinegar and cat feces .
That Gap in Your SmileProblem : You need a jump R-2 to floss between your tooth . Solution : Head for the 14th century . If your teeth are so part that it look like Moses bring a paw in parting them , leave the brace and head for the 1300s . While there are great deal of modern - Clarence Day beauties sporting sexy gap - toothed smiles ( Madonna , Sandra Day O’Connor and Ted Koppel all come to mind ) , the dental quirk is n’t nearly as desirable as it once was . Just flip throughThe Canterbury Talesfor validation . Chaucer blessed his amorous Wife of Bath graphic symbol with wide , tyke - lift hips and brazen , red stocking , but he needed a twist that even further illustrate her sultry nature" ¦ so he give her the sort of " wide" smiling that ( back then ) could make a bishop blush .
Black Goes With EverythingProblem : Either you ’ve chewed too much free fall over the last few decades or your " Goth" stage got out of hand , because your teeth are now jet - black . Solution : You’re going to Japan!You need to stop messing about with those fancy tooth - bleach products and make a dash for Japan in the 1400s . Back then ; it was mutual for Japanese fair sex to make themselves more beautiful by dye their pearly whites blackened . The process , calledohaguro(which smartly translate to " Black teeth" ) , involved soaking iron in Camellia sinensis or saki , then painting on the resulting smuggled liquidness . If , however , you want to put an redundant coating on those teeth ( retrieve , they can never be too black ! ) , just check that that the dye you ’re using is unleaded . Beauty always comes at a price , and in this casing , the price was often run poisoning .
More ( loosely ) ocular - relate facts can be spot in the oculus - catching Scatterbrained frommental_floss , mass 2 , issue 6 .
More horrific picture of Sam , former bearer of the title"World ’s Ugliest Dog,“can be get hold online . Sadly , Sam himselfpassed awayin November of 2005 .
