“Doggy Style” Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means

Rear entranceway , veracious ? I intend , like a domestic dog does it ? Well , yes , there ’s that , but human rear - entry sex is – as luck would have it , mercifully , blessedly – unlike from dog rear - entry sex .

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Over at Slate , Jason Bittel has a peachy SFW piece about the inch and outs of wienerwurst sex act , and the various ways that it is nothing like the dog - sex of your imagination . Take humping , for illustration :

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Humans fuck to produce friction . clash stimulate the genital organ and get the male to ejaculate . However , when a male cad humps , he ’s mostly just trying to get his reproductive Hammond organ in the right spot . ( exterior of reproduction , both virile and female click hump . Canine researcherJulie Hecht drop a line about some of the possible thing humping might communicate , including excitement , ascendence , and friendship . )

Once the phallus is safely within , rightful doggy style takes another turn away from the position that share a name withSnoop Dogg ’s seminal album . Blood hasten into the base of the phallus , calledthe bulbus glandis , causing the organ to swell in size . At the same meter , the female ’s vagina contracts against the penis , create what ’s get laid as a “ copulatory linkup , ” “ copulatory standoff , ” or good of all , “ dog mile . ” The male and distaff are now physically , literally lock into one another . According toMiller ’s Anatomy of the Dog , the chief payload of spermatozoan is give up within 80 minute of entry , but the domestic dog have only just begin .

It fuck off better ( worse ? ) . But how could it possibly get adept than a heel gnarl ? you inquire . Let ’s just say it necessitate a very special twist onpenis captivusthat results in the dog positioned butt - to - goat . Yeah . Go read it . Then maybe go explorethe YouTube wienerwurst - sexual practice nexus . Then clear your internet browser history , becausesome of those videos are kind of eldritch .

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