The daylight we all feared has arrive . The monsters of the cereal gangway , who had been content menacing the breakfast of children for decades , have lastly realized they are strong together . Count Chocula , Boo Berry , Frankenberry , Frute Brute , and Yummy Mummy have formed theMonster Cereal Avengersand god help us all .
The new General Mills grain , ably if unsurprisingly scream Monster Mash , has been produce to observe the 50th day of remembrance of the billet of monster - centric cereals , which began withCount Chocula and Frankenberryback in 1971 . While the ship’s company is being tight - lipped about the product — perceivable , since it ’s the one who put these monsters in speck with each other , and will be responsible for all who die at the monsters ’ hands — the grain promotional material describe the contents as “ Artificially Berry flavour Frosted Cereal With Monster Marshmallows . ”
The Mother of all Monster Cereals , Monster Mash Cereal — a fiftieth anniversary reunion of all five monster — has newly pick up box art ! Thanks to Mikey H for sharingpic.twitter.com/jHef0HBE8A
Image: General Mills
— Cerealously 🥛 🥣 ( @cerealouslynet)May 9 , 2021
Using my powers of investigative news media , i.e. look at mental picture of cereal on Google Image search , I believe the cereal grass bits on the left and proper are Boo Berry and Frankenberry , respectively , but other than the cricket bat - mold Count Chocula marshmallow ( third from left ) the rest stump me . What ’s also stumping me is that all of these cereal grass , save Count Chocula , are either specifically or generically berry flavored . I really do n’t know how the summation of a tiny iota of chocolate marshmallows will mesh with everything else being Chuck Berry , but mayhap that ’s the flagitious aspect of the food grain .
There ’s no announced appointment that Monster Mash grain will be usable , but General Mills usually releases them seasonably around Halloween , and I do n’t see why this would be any different . So you have about five calendar month to make your peace of mind with your god and tell your family goodbye . Or at least tell your tooth auf wiedersehen , because each mega - sugary spoonful of Monster Mash is probably going to give you a cavity .
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