This is the life of an Apple Genius : Computers caked in toxic wasteland , screaming customers , dead khat , raging homophobe , and oh yeah — getting punch in the face .

We ’re protecting the individuality of the Geniuses who relayed these tales of full cockbaggage with pseudonyms , since some of them might still work for Apple . If you want to see all of the stories on one pageboy , just clickhere .

https://gizmodo.com/genius-bar-war-stories-5454395

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Now tell us , which Genius deserves some free pizza to ease their suffering , like we did forabused Genius Bar customers ? ( Sorry we ca n’t post you guys a medal , sheesh.)Which horrific story most deserve spare pizza?(survey software package )

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