A Very Personal Message to the Buyer of the iPhone 3GS Supreme

Dear anon. buyer of the $ 3,164,000 iPhone 3GS Supreme , the most expensive and tacky cellphone in the world : You are a tasteless assclown . Sincerely , Me .

P.S. I do n’t care that you are a rich Australian business man in the gold mining diligence . I do n’t care that you are so rich that pay $ 3,164,000 for this ridiculous piece of atomic number 79 and diamond viscidness probably does n’t even register in your depository financial institution account . And I do n’t care that this trashy brick is made with 271 grams of 22k gold , 136 flawless color F diamonds for the bezel , 53 diamonds for the logo , and one 7.1 carat diamond as the piloting release . This pretentious slice of shiny horseshit that should have never happened . I ’m not even film into consideration that we are in the middle of a ecumenical economic crisis , with millions suffering around the world . It ’s just that it soak up gold donkey egg , no matter how you await at it .

And you are still a tasteless assclown . [ Stuart HughesviaLike Cool ]

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